Hell hath frozen over

So it finally happened. We put that sorry piece of shit Barack Obama in the White House (from here forward, known as "the Black House"). You people are not just idiots...you are lemming idiots. You have NO idea what this slimy shit is going to do, but you used Bush's screw-ups to condemn your best hope--John McCain. So what if he's older? So what if he doesn't have ALL the answers? Do you? Are YOU prepared to be Vice President? Do you even know what the hell that asshat Obama stands for?

Let me break it down for you. Obama is going to take the money from those who are working and give it to those who are not. Now, statistically speaking, MOST of those receiving this "free money" are of the same race as Obama. Let's not pull punches; let's just check the statistics. So, now that he's going to give MORE of MY hard earned money to these leeches on society, I am simply supposed to just go to work and suck it up, right? I think not.

He also has no policy in place for the war. Or for the economy. Or for anything, if truth be known. And in case you're wondering, my wife and I DO plan to move out of this soon-to-be-Socialist country to a place where true freedom rings--Canada...Australia...Great Britain. Anywhere but here. Any dumb shit ass clowns that would elect this anti-Christ are too stupid for words. You lemmings enjoy your socialism and your welfare. I'll take the easy road and move to another country. It may not be America, but at least we'll have the freedom to work and bring home our paycheck.

Obama, you are shit. I do feel as though you will not survive your 4 years in the Black House because there are too many people out there that don't like "your kind". There is a target on your head, and this 'plot' that was discovered just this past month will be the first of many. Better wear a bulletproof vest and a Kevlar helmet when you go out--"Johnny Redneck don't much like you colored type"! I personally don't give a damn about you either way. I didn't vote for you, therefore, I don't support you or anything you do. If I can't get out of the United Socialism of America in the next four years, I hope whoever goes up against your sorry ass runs you in the ground.

And lastly, to the media...you are all parasitic pieces of shit. You ruined Sarah Palin's life, you ruined this election, and you'll ruin this country (more so than it already is). I didn't support Bush these last couple of years, but for you to run the Republican party in the ground like you did--you should all be removed from the gene pool. I tire of your polls and your rhetoric about nothing. Give me a break. Give me REAL news--a cure for cancer was found, nobody died today, global warming is decreasing--ANYTHING! You call yourself journalists...when in actuality, you are parasitic pond scum. Eat it, fuckers. This United Socialism of America is all yours.

Until next time...or should I begin studying up on my Arabic?

Barack "Change" Obama

Change? Obama for CHANGE? Yeah...I like this...



And WTF is up with these uneducated, obviously brainwashed stomp monkeys? Do they REALLY think this Obama is some sort of 'Alpha' or 'Omega'? GIVE ME A BREAK!



DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!

I'm not racist

Black, White, Yellow and Brown

You call me:
redneck
hillbilly
slacker
cracker
honkey
whitey
gringo
sage
and you think it's OK.

But when I call you:
jungle bunny
spear chunker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
camel jockey
gook
spook
nigger
kike
slant eyes
chink
you call me a racist.

--You have the United Negro College Fund
--You have Martin Luther King Day
--You have Black History Month
--You have Cesar Chavez Day
--You have Yom Hashoah
--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
--You have the NAACP
--You have BET


If we had WET(white entertainment television)...we'd be racist.
If we had a White Pride Day...you would call us racist.
If we had white history month...we'd be racist.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives...we'd be racist.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them? They all got sent to court for being racist but the African-American, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

I am white
and
I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

Now watch, I'll be racist for posting this.

McCain/Palin

OK, so Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Big deal, right? Why is it that everyone and their dog can have babies, but when Bristol Palin gets knocked up, it's news? Yes, it's probably not the best plan, but people have survived worse. I am voting for McCain--more so now because of his pick for VP. Sarah Palin is a firecracker and has the cajones to kick some ass and take some names.

My hat is off, however, to the one person I thought I would never tip my hat to--Barack Obama. He has instated a "hands off" policy about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, and that is a HUGE kudos for him. I don't like his ideas and I'm not voting for him, but I'll be damned if that wasn't just the absolute right thing to do. His words were (paraphrasing), "Families are off limits, and anyone breaching that policy will be fired." Bravo, Obama...but I'm still not voting for you! :-)

OK, that's all for now. We're going to sit here and watch Gustav come rolling in and enjoy a little excess rainfall. Until next time...

Our psychotic cat

OK, so anyone who knows me or about me knows that, for the past four months, we have been diligently and systematically remodeling our house. When I say "remodeling", I mean damn near demolishing the inside and replacing it. The kitchen, dining room, laundry room and two closets are affected presently, with projects in the works for two bedrooms and both bathrooms. I guess that's the price one pays for an 80 year old house that's been abused in the past. But I digress...

Anyways, we have this cat. He is the most frighteningly psychotic freak cat you'll probably ever meet. He is nothing but a bulimic shit factory! If he's not puking somewhere, he'll drop a load somewhere else. He rarely uses his litter box for its intended purpose, and he has recently come to use the remnants of the dining room and the nearly-completed kitchen as his litter box. Now, I can tolerate it for a while, but when it comes daily, and sometimes multiple times daily, I get agitated. Yesterday, after his second 'visit' to the kitchen (where I was slated to install the new floor on the same day), he dropped a steaming load right in the middle of the kitchen floor. Well, to say "I lost it" probably doesn't do it justice. I hunted the cat down, and proceeded to plant him smack dab in the middle of said pile. Upon his subsequent rapid departure, I took a shot at him with the right foot, landing him squarely against the wall.

Now, before you sic the SPCA on me, let me say that this was done in an absolute fit of rage. Normally, I just make my normal bitchy comment about it, and the mess is cleaned up--typically by my spouse. This time, it was a bit different. I don't know what happened, but I just went ape shit. I'm not one to abuse animals--at all. My wife is now very upset with me, and after a visit to the vet to make sure all was well, she's not speaking to me. By the way, the cat has no broken bones--a dirty coat of fur and maybe a bruise or two is about it. Oddly enough, I've never pounded this cat before, and won't again. It was just a series of mishaps that lead up to this whole incident, and the planets must have lined up just wrong or something.

So, the cat will be fine in a day or two. He's none too happy to see me living and breathing at the moment, and I can't say my wife is, either. The vet probably thinks I'm a horrible person, and I guess this one time, I probably am. I'm not really a 'cat person' to begin with, but when the cat doesn't like to be held or doesn't like to do things a normal cat does, I just don't have a lot of use for it. But, like a bad burrito, this too shall pass.

That's all of my venting for now. I just had to say it so I'd know it had been said. I'll get back to my life and see what comes of tomorrow. Until next time...