Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Death and taxes

Well, so far, I have to say that 2009 has SUCKED. Let me explain...

I have to begin the year knowing that Osama Obama is going to be living in the Black House. That alone is enough to ruin my year. However, a mere 5 days after the inauguration of Bat Shit Obama, I receive that late night call that nobody ever wants to get. My other dad, John, had passed away unexpectedly on January 25 from an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm at the age of only 66. For those of you who don't know me, I refer to John as my "other" dad, rather than my step-dad, because he was just that--my other dad. He was in my life from the age of nine. That makes him my other dad. His wisdom and no-nonsense approach will live on after his passing through his three daughters (my sisters), my brother, and myself. I was very close to John, and for the first time since I can remember, I cried after hearing of his abrupt departure from this world.

I won't go on and on about John, as I could fill pages with all of the things that this man meant to me and did for me. His work wasn't done here, but I suppose he was taken away because someone had a need for him elsewhere. One of a very select few men that I can truly say I loved, John was a great, great man. He loved all of his kids and treated us all as equals, showing no more or less favoritism to any of us, and giving us the same praise across the board. He was a man of very little anger, and had a huge group of friends and acquaintances. For 32 years, John kept my mother company as her husband and her best friend...and her Jeopardy partner. These two lived for each other. If there were ever 'soul mates', these two would be it. But now my mom will have to pick up and go on without our beloved John. He was, indeed, a great man, and I will take his wisdom, his discipline, and his lessons to the grave with me. I miss him every day...as we all do.

Moving on to the day after we arrive back home from John's funeral, I get a call from my step-mom, Jan. After the huge ice storm that hit during our absence, nearly all of the trees on my dad's 200 acre farm were damaged, some of which fell across the fences. While clearing some of the brush off the fence, there was a combination of poor balance, icy conditions and a springy branch--leading to an accident where he nearly severed his left hand just above the wrist with a chainsaw. He was airlifted to the hospital in Springfield, MO, to have his hand reattached, and as of today, it appears as though he'll get 90% of its use back. He'll have a beauty of a scar and a little odd numbness here and there, but for the most part, a functional hand. I have stated numerous times that perhaps THIS is the 'sign' that he needs to take it easy and enjoy his autumn years. He is rapidly nearing 70 years old, and it's time to reap the benefits of retirement. Whether or not that will happen still remains to be seen...but one can hope!

OK, so now we move on to February. My great aunt 'Tillie', whom my father had moved up to be with them, had grown weaker and weaker. She had good days and bad days, but basically was becoming worse and worse. At 98 years old, she didn't have a long way to go. On February 26 (also my son's birthday), Aunt Tillie finally gave up her battle. She died in her sleep, quietly and painlessly, as it should be. Her graveside service was made more surreal by the weather--rain, strong winds, and 35ยบ temperatures. I sleep better knowing that her pain is gone. She can finally be with Uncle Anton, who died 40 years earlier.

We finally made it to March--taxes have to be filed! Yes, they're done, and with no help whatsoever from bailouts and Obama's great "nobody will ever have to work again" plan, my lovely bride and I received over $5000 from our illustrious government. It was almost like our own little stimulus package. Who needs Obama when you can actually PLAN for financial crises?!

All that, and it's only March 4. I shudder to think what lies ahead for the next nine months. I've been told that bad things happen in threes--I hope I've had my 'three' for a long time. Until next time...good bye, John and Aunt Tillie...you will both be missed.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The anti-Christ inaugurated

So, it has really happened. Barack Hussein Osama Obama has moved into the Black House. I am still in shock. How could this happen? How could a douche bag poser like that actually fool people so well that he got elected as President? The man is a complete idiot, and all he's going to do is make a bad thing worse. Close down Guantanamo Bay? Are you KIDDING me? What do you intend to do with the imprisoned terrorists? Set them free? Give them a job? How about we move them into YOUR neighborhood and let YOU deal with them, you ignorant piece of shit!

Why? Why did it have to happen? Do I think the world will end? No. Do I have the answers? No. Is this slimeball the answer? NO!

Enough of this. I'm just sick. But ponder this last thought. It is now possible to burn every major population center in the entire country with just a single shot. Don't know what I mean? Think Watts. Think Rodney King. Until next time...

Monday, January 05, 2009

A new year begins...

OK, so it's now 2009. We bid a not-too-soon adieu to 2008, and hope that this year will suck very much less. The year hasn't been too bad so far, but then again, we're only 5 days in. We'll see how the next 360 days go.

The Colts are out. Just like that. They're out. No hype, no glory, no games. Just out. I see Dungy leaving this year, and Peyton Manning will be gone soon after. Is it the end of an era? I guess time will tell, but it doesn't look too good! One good thing that happened this season was that I got to see my first Colts game in person--in living color, in the Lucas Oil Stadium ("The Luke"). My lovely bride acquired a pair of tickets from a season ticket holder on Ebay, and the seats were nothing short of great! It was a victorious game over the Titans, so if nothing else, my presence didn't jinx the game!

Another interesting development is taking place as I write this--after waiting FIVE months, our countertops are finally being installed. You read that right--FIVE months. This is the third attempt at installation, and Lowe's is footing the bill for all of it. In what normally takes 4-6 weeks, we've been FIVE MONTHS. So, for future reference, never EVER get your countertops from Lowe's. Go to Home Depot or anywhere else. Anywhere else. Lowe's kitchen service is so fucked up that it's hard to imagine them making money at this. Just go to Sears, buy your tools and appliances, then go to Home Depot and order the cabinets and countertops. Avoid Lowe's at all costs. They suck. Period.

Finally, it wouldn't be me if I didn't make a snide comment about our President-elect, Barack Hussein Osama Obama. What a joke. The military is showing that more than 65% of soldiers don't believe BHO has the experience (read: cajones) to direct the military, especially in war time. For someone who doesn't even have one second of military experience, I believe they are rightfully concerned. This so-called "African-American" who is more Caucasian than anything else is a failure already. His policies are already changing, and his promises are fizzling out like a fart in a whirlwind. He touted CHANGE...what he meant was CHANGE COLORS. That's all he is. I'm sick of him, and wish him the worst.

That's all for now. Until next time...

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Hell hath frozen over

So it finally happened. We put that sorry piece of shit Barack Obama in the White House (from here forward, known as "the Black House"). You people are not just idiots...you are lemming idiots. You have NO idea what this slimy shit is going to do, but you used Bush's screw-ups to condemn your best hope--John McCain. So what if he's older? So what if he doesn't have ALL the answers? Do you? Are YOU prepared to be Vice President? Do you even know what the hell that asshat Obama stands for?

Let me break it down for you. Obama is going to take the money from those who are working and give it to those who are not. Now, statistically speaking, MOST of those receiving this "free money" are of the same race as Obama. Let's not pull punches; let's just check the statistics. So, now that he's going to give MORE of MY hard earned money to these leeches on society, I am simply supposed to just go to work and suck it up, right? I think not.

He also has no policy in place for the war. Or for the economy. Or for anything, if truth be known. And in case you're wondering, my wife and I DO plan to move out of this soon-to-be-Socialist country to a place where true freedom rings--Canada...Australia...Great Britain. Anywhere but here. Any dumb shit ass clowns that would elect this anti-Christ are too stupid for words. You lemmings enjoy your socialism and your welfare. I'll take the easy road and move to another country. It may not be America, but at least we'll have the freedom to work and bring home our paycheck.

Obama, you are shit. I do feel as though you will not survive your 4 years in the Black House because there are too many people out there that don't like "your kind". There is a target on your head, and this 'plot' that was discovered just this past month will be the first of many. Better wear a bulletproof vest and a Kevlar helmet when you go out--"Johnny Redneck don't much like you colored type"! I personally don't give a damn about you either way. I didn't vote for you, therefore, I don't support you or anything you do. If I can't get out of the United Socialism of America in the next four years, I hope whoever goes up against your sorry ass runs you in the ground.

And lastly, to the media...you are all parasitic pieces of shit. You ruined Sarah Palin's life, you ruined this election, and you'll ruin this country (more so than it already is). I didn't support Bush these last couple of years, but for you to run the Republican party in the ground like you did--you should all be removed from the gene pool. I tire of your polls and your rhetoric about nothing. Give me a break. Give me REAL news--a cure for cancer was found, nobody died today, global warming is decreasing--ANYTHING! You call yourself journalists...when in actuality, you are parasitic pond scum. Eat it, fuckers. This United Socialism of America is all yours.

Until next time...or should I begin studying up on my Arabic?

Monday, October 06, 2008

Barack "Change" Obama

Change? Obama for CHANGE? Yeah...I like this...



And WTF is up with these uneducated, obviously brainwashed stomp monkeys? Do they REALLY think this Obama is some sort of 'Alpha' or 'Omega'? GIVE ME A BREAK!



DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!